I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
sayin’ WAIT SHIT NO COME BACK I NEED THOSE
(Source: iamtonysexual)
Dorkly .GIF of the Day: “The life of a penguin is difficult, but - oh what the hell, dude? Not cool, Mario. Not cool.” - Morgan Freeman
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Anonymous asked:
wuld u ever give a guy a girly makeover?? lik makeup nd everything x)
YES! I plan on giving my friend Drake a makeover. Curled hair, makeup, all of that. One day, I’ll convince my boyfriend to let me, too c:
do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
NERO BOI UR GONNA HAVE TO FITE ME AND U GONNA LOSE HAAAAARD
(ALINA WTF IS THIS IM GONNA CRY)
mao… your caption is telling me NO, but your tags, your tags are telling me YES~♪
#fandom secret: this actuaLLY MADE ME SMILE #I AM DONE BUT AT LEAST I aM SMILINg #wehhwhehh #nero gtfo #valentine #wtf is this crap
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Coming back from the dead for something MAJOR important. Ahem..
Follow me on Instagram! —> saucycatgenitals
yeah, i know i suck, okay?
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
I DONT GET IT
i would explain it but it’s too much to explain srry
If you don’t get this, you had a deprived childhood.
This is the reason my life is so fucked up.
do you know how many suns i’ve destroyed because of this ?
do you know how many suns i’ve destroyed because of this ?
OMG
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