wuld u ever give a guy a girly makeover?? lik makeup nd everything x)
YES! I plan on giving my friend Drake a makeover. Curled hair, makeup, all of that. One day, I’ll convince my boyfriend to let me, too c:
do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.
Coming back from the dead for something MAJOR important. Ahem..
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yeah, i know i suck, okay?
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME.
AND IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.